I hate spam email. This is my futile attempt to hide my email address from the spidering eyes of spambots. Please humor me.

If you can both read the ransom note below and type it into your email client all by yourself, you're probably a real human. Congratulations! I'd like to hear from you.

Now that you've made it this far, your message stands a much better chance of making it past my aggressive spam filter if you use a subject line that actually says something relevant to the content of your email.

Examples of bad subject lines:
• (no subject)
• Hi!
• I read your thing.
• GET W@@D 4 YR GIRL ths WeEkEnD!!!1!!1111!
• You suck.

Examples of good subject lines:
• I have a recording of "One Dumb Move Can Blow Your Groove"!
• Thanks. Now I've got a Real Life song stuck in my head.
• Dude, could your domain name be any longer?
• I thought your novel kicked ass.
• You suck, and I have several convincing arguments to back me up on this.